facebook: when you give a beer IT’S NOT A REAL BEER PEOPLE!!!!!

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There haven’t been many posts lately. Sorry. It’s Facebook’s fault. I think I’m developing a problem… there’s probably a medical term for it already…

The thing with facebook is that it’s all fine and dandy to send a keg to 12 of your top friends or give a cask of wine to a special classy laydee, but ultimately it’s not actually a keg you’re sending them is it? It’s a picture of one. It’s not real. Facebook is a fantasy world where admittedly it’s fun and fluffy and everyone is your friend, but people are rated as being heavyweight drinkers because their friends have sent them 50 million fake drinks. That’s just wrong. You’re only a heavyweight drinker if you can drink an entire slab and still remember to urinate in the toilet and not in your pants. And that’s a real slab and a real piss I’m talking about here!

Don’t get me wrong - I love facebook and I love to send drinks to people but let’s keep it real guys. Take a night off facebook. Actually buy a friend a drink. A real drink. At a real pub…

you can take photos of it and post it on your facebook page…